Bartello

A sex kitten of sorts. Bartellos are smart, considerate people.

My Bartello is better than Pikachu.

by bananapeels3 April 22, 2009

Barnello

It means 'joint' in italian slang, mostly in Milan.

Synonims: Spinello, Canna, Cannetta, Cannone, Barneinj, Zappa, Zappetta, Joint, Lainz, Colonnello

Sergio:"Ma...perché avete gli occhi cosi' rossi?"
Giorgio:"Ci siamo appena fumati un barnello nel cesso"

Sergio:"But...why are your eyes so read?"
Giorgio:"We've just smoked a joint in the toilet"

by Danneggiatore November 27, 2012

Luis Bartell

A real nigga who is the best at everything formed by matter in all reality and time

"Luis Bartell is the GOAT "

by Luisotb May 23, 2018

luis bartell

A real nigga who is the best to exist in all time and space through the multiverse

Luis Bartell is the GOAT

by Luisotb May 23, 2018

nazareth barcellona

A angry man, who thinks he's a nazi and loves ponies!

Me: STOP TOUCHING EVERYTHING NAZARETH BARCELLONA!
Naz: BOOM SMASH CRASH!!!!!

by ZMoney December 10, 2013

Bartell

In dentistry, a "bartell" is the name given to a tooth that is an anatomical anomaly. In order to be labeled a "bartell", the remaining teeth in one's grill must be generally accepted as normal, or even above average, thus drawing even more attention to the one "ugly duckling" or "retarded cousin". Examples of bartells include a single yellow tooth, a single decaying tooth, or a single chipped tooth. Bartells can originate from any number of ways, including a cavity, genetics, or an errant beer bottle drunkenly thrust into one's mouth. A "bartell" can transform one's entire appearance, making even the hottest chick look like an inbred redneck.

"Damn son, that girl would be fine but I just can't look past her frickin' bartell."

"The young lady's beautiful smile had unfortunately been sabotaged by a lone bartell."

by philthyphil February 3, 2010

Barteller

The Barteller is when you are balls deep in Thomas Bartels and he screams and accidentally mutters his biggest secret. you can only find it out while trying this.

'hey dude do you know the big secret about Thomas bartells?'
'yeah its that he fucked his dog on a Tuesday with a doorknob and a pitchfork'
how the fuck did you find that out?!'
'hush my child, the Barteller"

by Baxterd_17 March 31, 2020