Zappa

To make a composition in the style of Frank Zappa; "put the eyebrows" on a musical or textual creation.

I was going to keep it stark, but then the imp in my head made me decide to zappa it instead.

by Angus June 20, 2004

Zappa

Hippy, Wookie, Unemployed Vagrant.

Check out that dirty zappa, smoking the reefer by the stage

by FrankTheStank August 17, 2005

Zappa

A male who truely respects 'The Importance Hierarchy' - Family, mates, chicks, in no other order.

1. Yeah Tommy is a real zappa, he's free to hang out after visiting his nan 'coz he tied up his mind-controlling and manipulating bitch of a girlfriend in the basement.

2. I'm charging my friends for multiple counts of DMB over a three month period. Am I the only zappa around here?

by jEz Smith June 24, 2006

Zappa

1. One who dates or attempts to date unattractive morbidly obese women. More times than not a Zappa will be rejected by these women who also fit one or more of the following traits: single mothers, drug addicts, parolee's, live at home with their parents, or on welfare.

2. To be unsuccessful or fail at most everything you attempt such as job interviews, tests, and everyday tasks.

3. One who is a very lazy procrastinator, unattractive, overweight, and not goal driven.

4. Someone who blame's everyone else for their misfortune and can not take or follow advice.

1. Steve: "Dang, did you see that guy dancing with that Wild Snorlax out there?"

Bob: "Oh yeah, that guy is a total Zappa!"

2. Mark: "How did you do on your math test today?"

Chris: "Dude, I totally pulled a Zappa."

3. Mom: "Did you take out the trash today like I've asked you to do over and over again?"

Child: "No, long story"

Mom: "Stop being a Zappa and take out the trash!"

4. Arnold: "You should totally go to the gym and work out, it'll get you in better shape!"

Sylvester: "Yeah, you're right... but round is a shape!"

Arnold: "Why do you always have to be such a Zappa!?!"

by Bull5 April 08, 2014

zappa

1. Frank Zappa - Revolutionary guitarist/composer/humourist

2. A little white cute fluffy maltese poodle somewhere in South Africa

Frank Zappa is dead

by Callan Wolff January 17, 2004

zappa

the surname of a very tallented, mad, queer(queer as Tom Waits or Nick Cave)music man. That Gogo Bordello guy really looks like him!

zappa da rappa da rap rap....

by modellingsucks July 31, 2006

zappa

Classic rock poop eater.

XBN Magazine: If you could go back into the past to meet someone, who would you like to see?
Vice President of Smilebit: I'd go back to see Frank Zappa and ask, "Did you really eat shit onstage?"

by nikkan_hanil December 04, 2004