Barteller

The Barteller is when you are balls deep in Thomas Bartels and he screams and accidentally mutters his biggest secret. you can only find it out while trying this.

'hey dude do you know the big secret about Thomas bartells?'
'yeah its that he fucked his dog on a Tuesday with a doorknob and a pitchfork'
how the fuck did you find that out?!'
'hush my child, the Barteller"

by Baxterd_17 March 31, 2020

Bartenderita

Female bartender

Bro: that bartenderita is hottt

by Mudbonic plague November 23, 2021

Nicole Bartelme

Bartelme originated the TriBeCa Film Festival December of 2000. She relinquished all rights after 9/11, formally by December 2001. She is also the founder of TriBeCa Native Inc., a 501(c)(3), nonprofit organization designed to raise funds to support programs by addressing the underlying conditions of societal and environmental problems in New York City. Initiatives include TriBeCa Chocolate and the TriBeCa Guide.

"Nicole Bartelme's premise for the TriBeCa Film Festival was more connected to the heart of the independent film community but also linked to music (remember MTV's involvement the first year? That was the result of meeting with then co-chair Tom Freston). Beyond incorporating films with great sound tracks, theater and painting were at the soul of the festival- "a true festival of the arts". Brian Flax –indiwire.com

by Disk-Net October 29, 2007

Salt My Dish, Bartender

Hey CUNT! Bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, CUNt

Hey fag come salt my dish, bartender

Usually used to get your point across, or as an insult

by Memein April 18, 2017

barrelled

west coast beach slang, getting a sick tube ride.

whoa! mario just got barrelled for five seconds on that wave!

by sandspit October 25, 2007

Salt My Dish, Bartender

Slang term coined by Ian Carter, meaning "Hey cunt, bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor, wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, cunt"

"Salt my dish, bartender"
"What?"
"Look on Urban Dictionary"

by shutupdumbass7 November 4, 2020

resting bartender face

Where a bartender has dealt with so many drunken cock wombles that their face is permanently scowling

That barman has a serious resting bartender face. God knows who pissed him off

by Derangedflamingo June 2, 2017