Babeller Share definition Flag Someone who witters on about nothing, or tries to sound smart but always fails- Pronounced- Bab-ell-er. Also babeling can be used. john: Oh yes i have the new 2 series 5 speed quad bike Yourself: Shut the fuck up you babeller Babeller by Dj_Batty February 13, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Babeller mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch