bartillery

A keg of beer. Derived from brenade, and a portmanteau of brain and artillery.

As with "brenade", the "brain" refers to the alcohol's deleterious effects. Similarly, the "artillery" can compliment the "brain" when referring to the explosiveness of the keg's effects. It also refers to the similarity of a keg to an artillery shell: the metal, the actual potential of explosion, the weight and use of special equipment, the loading of a keg into an ice bath or kegerator (like a shell into a cannon), etc.

Incoming bartillery!

bartillery by Cpt. Drunkard December 9, 2010

artillery only 

Some guy made a video and now his fans strive for maximizing soft attack at the cost of organization and the person's IQ.

James: hay, hows it going?
Steven: ARTILLERY ONLY
James: wtf is wrong with you
Steven: Breast fill a man's hands, but ARTILLERY fills a man's heart.

artillery only by someaccount August 23, 2018

Artillery 

Very big guns that shoot very big exploding bullets at very unfortunate targets. Similar to canons but better.

Charlie ambushed us in a rice patty, so we called in artillery until the sky rained fried rice.

Artillery by MuzlFlash August 10, 2003

cartillery 

Dropping vehicles on top of opponents in the PC game Battlefield 2 via the commander function.

"Dude, SirKillzALot just got crushed by Humvee cartillery!"

cartillery by hypnotoad May 30, 2006

Serbian artillery is led by the hand of god

A bop to when you really want to feel like you cleansed the dishes harder than Hitler and his jews. It also has a fire beat, LIKE ITS FIRE

Chad: Serbian artillery is led by the hand of god
Incel: NO ITS NOT POSSIBLE THE USA HAS BETTER ARTILLERY
Chad: but it says here in this song. and besides Serbia had a budget,while the USA spends so much
Incel, humbled: ok

Serbian artillery is led by the hand of god by Bosnian artillery April 7, 2021

artillery only 

a group dedicated to the feat of completing an hoi4 campaign using only artillery, and spreading the word of artillarus, their god. Most mature members don't really spam, instead going for a more peaceful protest, with non-toxic/inflammatory remarks and opinions.

Person 1: Hey man, how's it goin'?
Person 2: Not bad, but have you heard of the artillery only challenge?
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: It's where you only use artillery to win in the game Hearts of Iron 4.
Person 1: Neat, is there anything else to go with it?
Person 2:Sure, we have a community of 400 strong members, and a Discord server at discord.gg/yMz5key

artillery only by Disciple_of_artillarus August 28, 2018

Fartillery 

A series of rapid farts unleashed in a short period of time mimicing the noise of an artillery strike.

Guy 1: Oh no; I just ate hella big macs and I am going to release a fartillery!

Guy 2: Fail

Fartillery by wolffocles March 4, 2009