A keg of beer. Derived from brenade, and a portmanteau of brain and artillery.
As with "brenade", the "brain" refers to the alcohol's deleterious effects. Similarly, the "artillery" can compliment the "brain" when referring to the explosiveness of the keg's effects. It also refers to the similarity of a keg to an artillery shell: the metal, the actual potential of explosion, the weight and use of special equipment, the loading of a keg into an ice bath or kegerator (like a shell into a cannon), etc.
As with "brenade", the "brain" refers to the alcohol's deleterious effects. Similarly, the "artillery" can compliment the "brain" when referring to the explosiveness of the keg's effects. It also refers to the similarity of a keg to an artillery shell: the metal, the actual potential of explosion, the weight and use of special equipment, the loading of a keg into an ice bath or kegerator (like a shell into a cannon), etc.
Incoming bartillery!
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Steven: ARTILLERY ONLY
James: wtf is wrong with you
Steven: Breast fill a man's hands, but ARTILLERY fills a man's heart.
Steven: ARTILLERY ONLY
James: wtf is wrong with you
Steven: Breast fill a man's hands, but ARTILLERY fills a man's heart.
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Chad: Serbian artillery is led by the hand of god
Incel: NO ITS NOT POSSIBLE THE USA HAS BETTER ARTILLERY
Chad: but it says here in this song. and besides Serbia had a budget,while the USA spends so much
Incel, humbled: ok
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Chad: but it says here in this song. and besides Serbia had a budget,while the USA spends so much
Incel, humbled: ok
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Person 1: Hey man, how's it goin'?
Person 2: Not bad, but have you heard of the artillery only challenge?
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: It's where you only use artillery to win in the game Hearts of Iron 4.
Person 1: Neat, is there anything else to go with it?
Person 2:Sure, we have a community of 400 strong members, and a Discord server at discord.gg/yMz5key
Person 2: Not bad, but have you heard of the artillery only challenge?
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: It's where you only use artillery to win in the game Hearts of Iron 4.
Person 1: Neat, is there anything else to go with it?
Person 2:Sure, we have a community of 400 strong members, and a Discord server at discord.gg/yMz5key
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