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7 foot spelling wonder, this animal is characteristic for looking like one goofy moe-fucka, singing Danke Schön like the bulgein Tom Jones pants, and torturing poor males with the thought that they will never get in her 46 length jeans.

also see Lemoges
"Move Bartch,
Get out the way,
Get the way Bartch,
Get out the way!"
bartch by Bravizzl February 19, 2003
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It’s a purtrid smell that comes from a navy girl.
What’s that smell? It smells like bartch! That chick smells like bartch!
Bartch by EmilyGilley October 2, 2018
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bartch lee

bartch lee bartch lee bartch lee bartch lee bartch lee me baba say EyaaaEyaaaaEyaaaa Amennn Take me to chruch i’ll worship like a ATHESIT AT church W-
if your trying to act like @physchoallylaughs bartch lee is the perfect use of context
bartch lee by lunqrfx September 10, 2020

bartch lee

bartch lee bartch lee bartch lee bartch lee bartch lee me baba say EyaaaEyaaaaEyaaaa Amennn Take me to chruch i’ll worship like a ATHESIT AT church W-
bartch lee bartch lee bartch lee bartch lee bartch lee me baba say EyaaaEyaaaaEyaaaa Amennn Take me to chruch i’ll worship like a ATHESIT AT church W-
bartch lee by lunqrfx September 10, 2020

Josh Bartch Scam 

Similar to a pyramid scheme, it involves investing money in fraudulent companies to increase the value for share holders aka. pump and dump.
"I lost 40 thousand dollars in that Josh Bartch Scam."
Josh Bartch Scam by Eddie Bells April 12, 2022

Nagger Batch

The dirtiest sounding clean thing you can call a group of annoying people.
I went to the Trump rally downtown last Thursday. Good God, what a whiny nagger batch!
Nagger Batch by Moe Fug Lee July 28, 2016
From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.
Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
Batching by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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