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7 foot spelling wonder, this animal is characteristic for looking like one goofy moe-fucka, singing Danke Schön like the bulgein Tom Jones pants, and torturing poor males with the thought that they will never get in her 46 length jeans.

also see Lemoges
"Move Bartch,
Get out the way,
Get the way Bartch,
Get out the way!"
bartch by Bravizzl February 19, 2003
Urban Dictionary Merch
It’s a purtrid smell that comes from a navy girl.
What’s that smell? It smells like bartch! That chick smells like bartch!
Bartch by EmilyGilley October 2, 2018
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bartch lee

bartch lee bartch lee bartch lee bartch lee bartch lee me baba say EyaaaEyaaaaEyaaaa Amennn Take me to chruch i’ll worship like a ATHESIT AT church W-
if your trying to act like @physchoallylaughs bartch lee is the perfect use of context
bartch lee by lunqrfx September 10, 2020

bartch lee

bartch lee bartch lee bartch lee bartch lee bartch lee me baba say EyaaaEyaaaaEyaaaa Amennn Take me to chruch i’ll worship like a ATHESIT AT church W-
bartch lee bartch lee bartch lee bartch lee bartch lee me baba say EyaaaEyaaaaEyaaaa Amennn Take me to chruch i’ll worship like a ATHESIT AT church W-
bartch lee by lunqrfx September 10, 2020

Josh Bartch Scam 

Similar to a pyramid scheme, it involves investing money in fraudulent companies to increase the value for share holders aka. pump and dump.
"I lost 40 thousand dollars in that Josh Bartch Scam."
Josh Bartch Scam by Eddie Bells April 12, 2022

Nagger Batch

The dirtiest sounding clean thing you can call a group of annoying people.
I went to the Trump rally downtown last Thursday. Good God, what a whiny nagger batch!
Nagger Batch by Moe Fug Lee July 28, 2016
From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.
Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
Batching by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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