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Joffrey Baratheon 

Piece of shit king from Game of Thrones that *spoiler alert* deserved to die.

He was a lil bitch too.
"Yo did you see the episode where *spoiler alert* Joffrey Baratheon dies?"
"Hell yeah man thats the best episode yet!"
Joffrey Baratheon by chancethezaddy December 5, 2017

barkathon 

When neighborhood dogs who are outdoors in their little adjacent yards all begin to bark in unison in response to something unknown to the human mind.
Yup, it’s another two AM barkathon; they really are all part of one enormous pack, despite those fences!
barkathon by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2019

Baratheonizing

The state of being so clueless or caught up in revelry that one doesn't have aclue what is happening around them, often leading to negative consequences for said person
He was so busy baratheonizing, he didn't realize that his wife had a bastard son with her own brother.
Baratheonizing by WoodThrush June 3, 2017

Barryton 

A podunk town located in central lower Michigan, 35 miles from Central Michigan University. Known for its dilapidated bar, Murphy's, Barryton does not have a stop light. It's one of those towns that Alan Jackson sings about- where everyone knows you; the only beef you'll ever eat is butchered and sold at Hometown Grocery and going to Wal Mart is an all day, precisely planned trip. In Barryton you can't take a shit without the entire population knowing and gossiping about it, and the loss of one person is a loss for the entire town. The majority of Barryton's youth congregates at the sandhill where alot of fun is to be had.Located on M66, Barryton it's a "don't blink" kind of town.
Barrytoner 1: "Hey what's goin' on tonight?"

Barrytoner 2: "Oh, we're headin' up to Murph's for a few and then goin' to the sandhill with our quads. You up for it?"

Barrytoner 1: "Yeah I'm down for Murph's but I gotta open at William's in the mornin'"
Barryton by ClassyAnorexic April 6, 2008

barathon 

(bar•a•thon) consist in a long distance drinking race.

Typically the athletes involved in this activity will have to choose a neighborhood packed with bars. The race starts in the first bar on your way to the end of the street/neighborhood. The finish line is usually defined by the angle between the sidewalk and the road (the distant depends on the contestants and the drinks). You will have to get one drink of your choice in as many different bars as you can.

A nice way to visit a city!
Dude last week we did a barathon with Jacqi, I'm still hung over.
barathon by Cheksa April 28, 2008
firing hot sweaty insanely wild non-stop moaning 12 hour gangbang
5 of my friend scame over and we had a bangathon
Bangathon by ><>Meg<>< February 12, 2005
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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