bagjob

a blowjob givin by an ugly person,so you put a bag on there head.

i got a bagjob of sheala

by yo mofo July 9, 2006

bigjob

One of the many childhood euphemisms for shit.

"I need to do a bigjob"
"I've just done a bigjob"
"don't step in the dog's bigjobs!"

by Bakers January 23, 2008

Bag Job

1.Person with a sexually appealing body but ugly face. Said a sexual encounter would only be possible by placing a paper bag on their head, hence the term 'bag job'. See also butterface and prawn.

1.I'd fuck Trish, but she would have to be a bag job.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Double Bag Job

Similar to Paper bag job.
A double bag job is a term used to describe a woman so ugly, 2 bags would be needed during sex. One for her, and one for you, just incase the one for her ripped.

nice body, but a fuck ugly face. Paper bag job? Nah, Really fuck ugly face, double bag job...

by johmiyffdytf July 9, 2010

paper bag job

adj. used to describe (mainly) females whom posses good bodies yet have faces like a smacked arse... reffering to using a paper bag to cover their ugly faces during sex

Lad 1: Phwoar, look at that ass
(she turns around)
Lad 2: Damn she fell outta the ugly tree
Lads 1&2: Still give her one, paper bag job!

by englandsnumberonehockeygoalkeeper August 28, 2006

black bag job

A covert operation to illegally gain enterance to a targeted building or residence to aquire Files and documents.

man 1) We suspect that the mole is Alex. All we need is some hard shit to bust his ass.
Man 2) I already got a green light for a Black Bag. Ill have a team down at his house tonight.

by Striker7x February 12, 2005

bag job

a woman with a face so ugly, you could only stand having sex with her if she put her head in a paper bag

see also: BOBFOC, Butterface

"omg, that girl is damn ugly!"
"she got a nice body though"
"definately a bag job"

by Decrepit Cucumber June 19, 2007