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a blowjob givin by an ugly person,so you put a bag on there head.
i got a bagjob of sheala
bagjob by yo mofo July 9, 2006
Words you can keep
One of the many childhood euphemisms for shit.
"I need to do a bigjob"
"I've just done a bigjob"
"don't step in the dog's bigjobs!"
bigjob by Bakers January 23, 2008
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1.Person with a sexually appealing body but ugly face. Said a sexual encounter would only be possible by placing a paper bag on their head, hence the term 'bag job'. See also butterface and prawn.
1.I'd fuck Trish, but she would have to be a bag job.
Bag Job by John Barry November 20, 2004

Double Bag Job 

Similar to Paper bag job.
A double bag job is a term used to describe a woman so ugly, 2 bags would be needed during sex. One for her, and one for you, just incase the one for her ripped.
nice body, but a fuck ugly face. Paper bag job? Nah, Really fuck ugly face, double bag job...

paper bag job 

adj. used to describe (mainly) females whom posses good bodies yet have faces like a smacked arse... reffering to using a paper bag to cover their ugly faces during sex
Lad 1: Phwoar, look at that ass
(she turns around)
Lad 2: Damn she fell outta the ugly tree
Lads 1&2: Still give her one, paper bag job!

black bag job 

A covert operation to illegally gain enterance to a targeted building or residence to aquire Files and documents.
man 1) We suspect that the mole is Alex. All we need is some hard shit to bust his ass.
Man 2) I already got a green light for a Black Bag. Ill have a team down at his house tonight.
black bag job by Striker7x February 12, 2005
a woman with a face so ugly, you could only stand having sex with her if she put her head in a paper bag

see also: BOBFOC, Butterface
"omg, that girl is damn ugly!"
"she got a nice body though"
"definately a bag job"
bag job by Decrepit Cucumber June 19, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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