barjo 

fucking crazy!!!

dude your so barjo
yeah no shit

barjo by beunoschika June 22, 2022

Banjo banki 

noun

A large old lady who can play the banjo and strip. This person usually wears high heels and pantyhose. She also sings with a southern accent.

That banjo banki sucked last night why can't they get better strippers?

Banjo banki by AkariTheTurtle October 15, 2013

Banjolele 

1. Half banjo, half ukulele--banjolele!!
2. Jackson Rathbone from Twilight and 100 Monkeys has one.
3. Sweeeeeet!!!

That asshole stole my banjolele.

Banjolele by puffinmuffin. January 20, 2009

Bajonkers 

Banjonkers is an adjective usually used in place of words describing severe pain or surprise
Much like the word smurf it can mean mostly anything you'd like it to.

1.) That hard drive got so hot it burned the bajonkers out of my fingers when I picked it up.

2.) I turned the corner and ran into Pennywise. He scared the bajonkers out of me. Now I don't know where Georgie went.

Bajonkers by WarriorMan256 October 20, 2019

bajookieland 

A country-continent undiscovered until content creator, Tony Zaret, brought awareness to it. It is located between North America and Europe and ruled by an empress. The empress of Bajookieland has mandated that no one other than her is allowed to drink water on Wednesdays, commonly referred to as "No Water Wednesdays." Popular foods include Bajookanese salad and grum-grum, which Bajookanese dads always burn.

Paul: Hey, want to go to Bajookieland? I heard they have really good grum grum!
Mike: No, it's Wednesday. We can't drink water if we go there today.

bajookieland by monsoon69 June 23, 2022

Banjo-Tooie 

One of the most frustrating games ever for completionists. The levels are much larger and much more complex than in Banjo-Kazooie, you get less max health, there's a boss in every level, and the boss battles can be very challenging. It is still a great game nonetheless

The quickest recorded time anyone's ever gotten all 90 jiggies and 900 musical notes in Banjo-Tooie is over 4 hours and 40 minutes

Banjo-Tooie by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009

Paddle faster, I hear banjos! 

A common exclamation when in or around hillbilly infested areas. Doesn't necessarily need to be used when in a canoe; merely a warning to the other non-hillbillies in the vicinity.

It was a bright and sunny day when my father and I decided to go fishing down by the ol' waterhole. I remember that the seagulls looked like delicate little clouds, fluttering in the breeze. We made our way to our canoe and rowed out, fishing rods in hand and a song in our hearts. As we made our way down to the waterhole, we became aware of an eerie silence. The trees around us swayed to a halt. Then, quietly at first but raising in intensity, we heard the twang of a banjo. My father turned to me, his face colorless as he said "Paddle faster, I hear banjos!"

Paddle faster, I hear banjos! by Survival Guide May 12, 2010