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Barbette 

A term for a professional female barber with unique and special tonsorial gifts. A female barber with swagger and the cutting skills to go with her expertise. This term was created by "The Barber Ambassador" an advocate for the barbering industry. Against the Grain Magazine created the first publication which featured all female barbers and named the issue Barbettes. www.againstthegrainmag.com
Once entering the barbershop, it was not difficult to spot the best Barbette cutting hair.
Barbette by The Barber Ambassador November 22, 2010

barstinence 

Not drinking alcool for a fixed time frame. Often self-imposed, the day following a serious lash.
- Wanna go to the pub tonight?
- Naaah I'm still recovering from yesterday pub crawl. 48h barstinence for me!
barstinence by krayme July 15, 2013
A person with mental problems that tends to invent 75% of the things that he says. This person also suffers continiously heavy paranoids that might be offensive for some people.
Jim has told everyone i like mudkipz, he's such a barbatin
Barbatin by Vichiovereurope October 14, 2009

babeinerdog 

is a cross between a baboon and a weiner dog.
dude i saw a huge babeinerdog run through my lawn the other day.
babeinerdog by xchris1122x January 13, 2010

barbatize 

When you spray queen Nicki Minaj’s perfume on someone as an initiation to join the Barb religion.
Lovely Peaches barbatized her dog, Max and then got him taken away for animal cruelty.
barbatize by Idonotknowaname1248526 January 28, 2021

Urbano barberini 

Someone who is heavily modified. Or someone that people have extremely swayed perceptions of.
Someone who has been married to Ariana Grande
Also starred in Shrek 2, Wallace and Gromit: A Grand Day out. Was lead scientist in the Soyuz space programme.
Common derogatory term for people from Slough.
P.S Blue Edits is a twat I dare you to scrap me outside lidl
"Have you heard about that Vlad Urbano Barberini?" "Yeah that cunt from Slough right?"
Urbano barberini by Colé November 9, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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