Barbarians 

Guys, usually Yuppies, who frequent bars looking to get laid. You can spot them by their snazzy striped shirts and Goldman Sachs business cards.

Can't we just stay in tonight? I can't stand getting hit on by another Barbarian tonight.

Barbarians by mercedesdelmar September 1, 2005

Elite Barbarians

Can a virtual character cause cancer? Yes.

Originally, Elite Barbarians were made to be a Defend and Punish type of card. That was the initial purpose of the card, but as of writing this definition, Elite Barbarians are used as a "Win Condition". Im pretty sure you know what it means.

But simply dropping E Barbs (Elite Barbarians for short. Annoying to type.) at the other side of the map at the bridge with no thought is simply wrong in every way. The only real counters are either PEKKA or Skarmy.(Beats the shit out of Mega Knight, aka Mega Gay, E barbs, E Giant, and every braindead card in the game. Except swarms.)
But if you drop a pekka on top of E Barbs, you get a negitive trade of 1 Elixir, but you would say that the PEKKA can do a counterpush.

But the most shittiest thing is that the PEKKA would be at 1/3rd of its health. Its not enough for a real counterpush. And including the fact that most E Barbs are overlevelled and do apeshit amounts of damage, it doesn't make any sense.
And soon enough, they drop Mega Knight on top.

Skarmy is another effective counter however, but they can simply be zapped or arrowed. So much for that.

Adding Rage, Freeze makes kids autistic.

Side Effects of using Elite Barbarians:
Death Threats, Cancer, Allergic to Grass, and the Sun in general, Autism, Loss of friends, sudden loss of fathers and family, and in some extreme cases, loss of real bitches. And if beaten by a skilled player, ego loss.

Normal Clash Royale Mid Ladder deck:
Mega Knight, Elite Barbarians (YOU ALREADY HAVE A FUCKING TANK), The Log, Wizard (Why), Witch (YOU ALREADY HAVE WIZARD BRUH), Zap, Goblin Barrel (Synergizes with NOTHING) etc.

Elite Barbarians by A weak dick March 10, 2022

elite barbarians

Elite Barbarians are the scummiest troop to use in the game 'Clash Royale' developed by Supercell. A person using Elite barbarians usually has no skill or a life and should quit playing the game.

Person 1: Wow that person is using Elite Barbarians
Person 2: He must be a pretty scummy player to use those

elite barbarians by TuBrogre April 21, 2018

Ice Planet Barbarians 

Hot blue alien sex where the aliens have really big ribbed dicks, bumpy tongues, and spurs that poke ur clit. Masterful storytelling, compelling plot, intriguing characters.

“Omg I love the Ice Planet Barbarians series!! So hot”

Ice Planet Barbarians by ihatebones June 26, 2021

Elite barbarians

The shittiest shit you’ll ever shit. The mere sight of them makes people shit.

Elite barbarians are the best card ever!

Elite barbarians by I lik peenis August 4, 2020

Elite Barbarians

Elite barbarians are a card that are the absolute scum which resides on the bottom of my shoe. the people who use them have never touched a blade of grass in their life that is caused by the trauma of their father leaving them

person 1: wow they use Elite barbarians
person 2: they lack a father

Elite Barbarians by Unknown gamer Fortnite is dead February 9, 2022

Elite Barbarians

A card in the game "Clash Royale", which is commonly referred to take zero skill in order to use properly. It costs 6 elixir and does major damage to anything they reach. It's commonly used by fatherless players, and is an LGBTQ+ Icon.

Clan Member 1: Aye dude what's your win condition?
Clan Member 2: Oh, I just use Elite Barbarians as my win condition.
Clan Member 1: I knew you were gay.

Elite Barbarians by soapinabottle22 February 9, 2023