Definitions by mercedesdelmar
Breasticles
Breasticles by mercedesdelmar September 1, 2005
national blow job week
Darling, I have good news and I have bad news. The bad news is that we can't have sex. The good news is that at least it is National Blow Job Week.
national blow job week by mercedesdelmar September 1, 2005
Barbarians
Guys, usually Yuppies, who frequent bars looking to get laid. You can spot them by their snazzy striped shirts and Goldman Sachs business cards.
Barbarians by mercedesdelmar September 1, 2005
The Leave Behind
When someone "casually" leaves an object or article of clothing in the home of a person they have just randomly slept with - thereby ensuring that they have an excuse to see this person again.
The Leave Behind by mercedesdelmar September 1, 2005