Skip to main content

evan blankenstein 

When your friend is being so God damn weird that you don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.
Holy shit that guy is really pulling a Evan Blankenstein

jankenstein 

anyone showing janky behavior or doing something jank or janktified to a unbelievable degree.
Can you believehe came up in here wearing that bullshit, looking like jankenstein himself.

You locked ya keys in the car with the car running? That's that jankenstein shit right there.
jankenstein by King Swag July 30, 2008

Wankenstein 

A wankenstein is produced through the act of wanking so hard that the friction produces an electrical charge. This charge is then passed onto the sperm. One of these sperm will inevitably, once conceived and given birth to, become a wankenstein. The product is not only a wankenstein but is also a savage monster with a 15inch penis. Once enraged, the wankenstein' s penis will, in a similar manor to a hose, spray killer sperm onto its victims who are them devoward alive. Should a wankenstein ever impregnate a female, the offspring will also be a wankenstein. This cycle will continue and 'give birth' to the wankenstein apocolips.
The wankenstein broke into school this morning and killed Mr Squarkings
Wankenstein by Boogle Monster November 16, 2017

Yankenstein 

A woman who is too nasty to have sex with, but you'll allow her to yanky-yank on your pecker, as long as nobody will find out.
I was so horny that I let this Yankenstein jack me off behind a dumpster.

She's so ugly she could never be my girlfriend, but I'd let her be my Yankenstein.
Yankenstein by PurpleTantrum September 6, 2018

blankenstien 

something loved by you dearly and kept forever, usually a BLANKET, or a blankie for short, or a teddy bear
WAY BETTER AND COOLER AND AWESOMER THAN NAF NAFS
I just want to snuggle up with my blankenstien right now

Wankenstein 

A person who masturbates so much that it affects everything else in his personality and his life. He becomes a wanking monster, similar to the creation of Frankenstein.
Fred Wankenstein has been playing with himself so much now that he is late for work regularly.
Wankenstein by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008