Bassenstein 

n.
A bass turned self-aware monster having the appearance of a man.

Bassenstein came alive with the full moon and blood-shat a huge stank-funk that rattled the backbone of the network.

Bassenstein by zerokarmaleft April 4, 2005

Bankenstein 

A failed Irish bank that is revived by the government and goes on to bully and terrorise its customers

A Bankenstein is a failed Irish bank that is revived by the government and goes on to bully and terrorise its customers.

Bankenstein by Fawn Dog April 22, 2015

Bakenstein 

adj. when you are vey stoned and dazed.

Question: you want to go to the mall?

Answer: Sorry i'm to bakenstein on the couch?

Bakenstein by DustyHaze July 18, 2009

Badenstein 

A person who sees bad, does bad, hears bad because they are bad. They are normally good from outside but bad and naughty from inside and kinda clumsy.

Robin: Hi Ana. Why did you come at my place at night?
Ana: Hi Robin. I heard you were sick so I came to take care of you.

Two weeks later

Robin: I need your help! It's an emergency!
Ana: I'm not a person who has opened a emergency help institute I'm a badenstein you know. *Suddenly drops her backpack which she was carrying in her hand*

Badenstein by Rexi West January 5, 2019