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Hankenstein

Hankenstein is the new nickname for Henry (Hank) Steinbrenner, VP of the New York Yankees .Since his Dad George has started to turn control of the Yankee organization to his sons, Hank aka "Hankenstein" has repeatedly been the outspoken figurehead of the team. Referencing "I've created a monster" , Hank aka Hankenstein is seen as the new poster boy of a daddy's boy gone mad with power.
Why is Hankenstein opening his big mouth about making Joba a starting pitcher...So I guess it was Hankenstein that got George's rugged "Big Boss Man" like good looks.
Hankenstein by Joe Touchole May 29, 2008
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Hankenstein

Hankenstein is the new nickname for Henry (Hank) Steinbrenner, VP of the New York Yankees .Since his Dad George has started to turn control of the Yankee organization to his sons, Hank aka "Hankenstein" has repeatedly been the outspoken figurehead of the team. Referencing "I've created a monster" , Hank aka Hankenstein is seen as the new poster boy of a daddy's boy gone mad with power.
Why is Hankenstein opening his big mouth about making Joba a starting pitcher...So I guess it was Hankenstein that got George's rugged "Big Boss Man" like good looks.
Hankenstein by Joe Touchole May 29, 2008

Bankenstein 

A failed Irish bank that is revived by the government and goes on to bully and terrorise its customers
A Bankenstein is a failed Irish bank that is revived by the government and goes on to bully and terrorise its customers.
Bankenstein by Fawn Dog April 22, 2015

jankenstein 

anyone showing janky behavior or doing something jank or janktified to a unbelievable degree.
Can you believehe came up in here wearing that bullshit, looking like jankenstein himself.

You locked ya keys in the car with the car running? That's that jankenstein shit right there.
jankenstein by King Swag July 30, 2008

Wankenstein 

A wankenstein is produced through the act of wanking so hard that the friction produces an electrical charge. This charge is then passed onto the sperm. One of these sperm will inevitably, once conceived and given birth to, become a wankenstein. The product is not only a wankenstein but is also a savage monster with a 15inch penis. Once enraged, the wankenstein' s penis will, in a similar manor to a hose, spray killer sperm onto its victims who are them devoward alive. Should a wankenstein ever impregnate a female, the offspring will also be a wankenstein. This cycle will continue and 'give birth' to the wankenstein apocolips.
The wankenstein broke into school this morning and killed Mr Squarkings
Wankenstein by Boogle Monster November 16, 2017

Yankenstein 

A woman who is too nasty to have sex with, but you'll allow her to yanky-yank on your pecker, as long as nobody will find out.
I was so horny that I let this Yankenstein jack me off behind a dumpster.

She's so ugly she could never be my girlfriend, but I'd let her be my Yankenstein.
Yankenstein by PurpleTantrum September 6, 2018

Thankenstein 

When you want to find that special way to personally thank someone. You have to walk like Frankenstein with your hand out repeating "thankenstein... thankenstein" ... Thanking them for services provided.
MattyMetro: Chuck can Shawn Phase move back into our apt?
Chuck: Yeah ok that sounds permissable.
MattyMetro: Thankenstein... Thankenstein...
Thankenstein by MattyMetro September 4, 2006