A Fakenstein is a woman who has had way too many enhancement surgery and has more silicone than real body parts. I.E. butt implants, hip implants, breast implants, lip injections, Teeth veneers, colored contacts or eye color surgery, calf implants and cheek filler.
She looks good from far away, but the closer you are to her the more you can see she's a total Fakenstein.
a large, plump, rodent-like looking substitute with an excessively large booty. She is known to substitute clases for long periods of time and make their lives a living hell by having to look at her everyday. She also loves to "limp" for very strange reasons even though she has perfect(well as perfect as shes going to get) legs to walk with...even though they're only about 1foot tall each. Something you wish to never "happen" to you. EVER!
That large Blazenstein scared the inocent little child while visiting the footdoctor.