A Bonkenstein is a war machine created after the Wankenstein apocalips in 2034 to opose the wanking momsters that have ravaged the Earth after their killler sperm has consumed over 1/3 of the world population and converted the remaining half into other Wankensteins through mind control via killer sperm after comiting anal sex with them. Bonkensteins kill Wankensteins by using a baseball bat made of enchanted wood and steel. They look like humans but with a doge head and are usually 7 feet tall with a very small torso and very long and skinny limbs.
Roma: oh god, the Wankensteins are about to overrun our base and has converted half of our soldiers into Wankensteins with their killer sperm!
Petrova: We're saved! A Bonkenstein has arrived to eradicate the Wankensteins and their devilish spawns!
Bonkenstein: Grrrrr *intensely bonks multiple Wankenstein heads in a single swing*
Petrova: We're saved! A Bonkenstein has arrived to eradicate the Wankensteins and their devilish spawns!
Bonkenstein: Grrrrr *intensely bonks multiple Wankenstein heads in a single swing*
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2. Death, Destroyer of world (only one world)
3. The man behind one of the slaughters (no one knows which)
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3. The man behind one of the slaughters (no one knows which)
4. That guy (yea that one)
5. THE PREMEIVAL PERSONIFICATION OF THE END OF ALL THAT IS AND ALL THAT WILL BE
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4. Hey, do you remember Bobenstein.
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