Bonkenstein

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A Bonkenstein is a war machine created after the Wankenstein apocalips in 2034 to opose the wanking momsters that have ravaged the Earth after their killler sperm has consumed over 1/3 of the world population and converted the remaining half into other Wankensteins through mind control via killer sperm after comiting anal sex with them. Bonkensteins kill Wankensteins by using a baseball bat made of enchanted wood and steel. They look like humans but with a doge head and are usually 7 feet tall with a very small torso and very long and skinny limbs.

Roma: oh god, the Wankensteins are about to overrun our base and has converted half of our soldiers into Wankensteins with their killer sperm!

Petrova: We're saved! A Bonkenstein has arrived to eradicate the Wankensteins and their devilish spawns!

Bonkenstein: Grrrrr *intensely bonks multiple Wankenstein heads in a single swing*

Bonkenstein by Azelas July 15, 2021

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Bankenstein

A failed Irish bank that is revived by the government and goes on to bully and terrorise its customers

A Bankenstein is a failed Irish bank that is revived by the government and goes on to bully and terrorise its customers.

Bankenstein by Fawn Dog April 22, 2015

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evan blankenstein

When your friend is being so God damn weird that you don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.

Holy shit that guy is really pulling a Evan Blankenstein

evan blankenstein by I dont give 2 shits October 9, 2017

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Bakenstein

adj. when you are vey stoned and dazed.

Question: you want to go to the mall?

Answer: Sorry i'm to bakenstein on the couch?

Bakenstein by DustyHaze July 18, 2009

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borgenstein

Broken, nonsensical or stupid.

My car borgensteined itself on the weekend.

Man, he's such a borgenstein.

borgenstein by mlambie October 19, 2006

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bockenstein

A unique woman who’s soul animal is a chicken and her primary love a attraction is of a German man

Te amo bockenstein

bockenstein by Evetsgsta May 19, 2021

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Bobenstein

1. Imagine Frankenstein, but like, Bob. (Bob + Frankenstein)
2. Death, Destroyer of world (only one world)
3. The man behind one of the slaughters (no one knows which)
4. That guy (yea that one)
5. THE PREMEIVAL PERSONIFICATION OF THE END OF ALL THAT IS AND ALL THAT WILL BE

1. Who would win? Bobenstein or Frankenstein in a fight?
2. Watch out for Bobenstein, I hear he destroyed REDACTED
3. Bobenstein was held suspect for DATA EXPUNGED's murder.

4. Hey, do you remember Bobenstein.
5. BOBENSTEIN.

Bobenstein by robberbobber July 20, 2023

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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