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Bonkenstein 

A Bonkenstein is a war machine created after the Wankenstein apocalips in 2034 to opose the wanking momsters that have ravaged the Earth after their killler sperm has consumed over 1/3 of the world population and converted the remaining half into other Wankensteins through mind control via killer sperm after comiting anal sex with them. Bonkensteins kill Wankensteins by using a baseball bat made of enchanted wood and steel. They look like humans but with a doge head and are usually 7 feet tall with a very small torso and very long and skinny limbs.
Roma: oh god, the Wankensteins are about to overrun our base and has converted half of our soldiers into Wankensteins with their killer sperm!

Petrova: We're saved! A Bonkenstein has arrived to eradicate the Wankensteins and their devilish spawns!

Bonkenstein: Grrrrr *intensely bonks multiple Wankenstein heads in a single swing*
Bonkenstein by Azelas July 15, 2021
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Bankenstein 

A failed Irish bank that is revived by the government and goes on to bully and terrorise its customers
A Bankenstein is a failed Irish bank that is revived by the government and goes on to bully and terrorise its customers.
Bankenstein by Fawn Dog April 22, 2015

evan blankenstein 

When your friend is being so God damn weird that you don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.
Holy shit that guy is really pulling a Evan Blankenstein

Bakenstein 

adj. when you are vey stoned and dazed.
Question: you want to go to the mall?

Answer: Sorry i'm to bakenstein on the couch?
Bakenstein by DustyHaze July 18, 2009

borgenstein

My car borgensteined itself on the weekend.

Man, he's such a borgenstein.
borgenstein by mlambie October 19, 2006

bockenstein 

A unique woman who’s soul animal is a chicken and her primary love a attraction is of a German man
Te amo bockenstein
bockenstein by Evetsgsta May 19, 2021

Bobenstein 

1. Imagine Frankenstein, but like, Bob. (Bob + Frankenstein)
2. Death, Destroyer of world (only one world)
3. The man behind one of the slaughters (no one knows which)
4. That guy (yea that one)
5. THE PREMEIVAL PERSONIFICATION OF THE END OF ALL THAT IS AND ALL THAT WILL BE
1. Who would win? Bobenstein or Frankenstein in a fight?
2. Watch out for Bobenstein, I hear he destroyed REDACTED
3. Bobenstein was held suspect for DATA EXPUNGED's murder.

4. Hey, do you remember Bobenstein.
5. BOBENSTEIN.
Bobenstein by robberbobber July 20, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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