Bank Wank

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The reverse of Wank Bank.

It is the action of having a wank once you realise that you're bankrupt.

Guy 1: Shit Lehman, what are you and your brothers doing?
Guy 2: Nothing man. Just had a Bank Wank, we're bankrupt.

Bank Wank by Stefdalcheesecake July 29, 2013

Words you can keep

WANK BANK

A conscious thought to mentally photograph a person so as to be able to masturbate while thinking about them at a later date.

"She's not a bad looking sort"

"Yeah, I might put her in the wank bank"

WANK BANK by Scott Perkins/Tony "two tone" Smith May 16, 2004

wank-bank

n. the collection of mental images accessed to aid in the masterbation process

damn, check yo 3-o'clock dawg, 'dats one fer da wank-bank

wank-bank by ... September 27, 2003

The wank bank

A secret folder called the wank bank that contains very hot pictures of woman that you jerk off to thus the wank bank

Just added a new picture to the wank bank cant wait to open it later

The wank bank by Lord of fartz December 7, 2018

wank bank

Memory, with respect to sexually stimulating thoughts and recalled when masturbating.

Did you see that girl dancing on the podium? I've put her in my wank bank.

wank bank by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

wank bank

A collection of material used as an visual aid during masturbation.

"Damn girl, you look fine in that photo- its going in my wank-bank"

wank bank by P May 28, 2004

Wank Bank

Noun.
A metaphorical storage centre where pictures, videos, mental images, thoughts or otherwise can be held for safe keepings with the intention to masturbate to at a more convenient time.

Did she just pop out?

Yeah I made a deposit to the wank bank

Wank Bank by AdamtheDykes December 28, 2010

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026