Bangalish

The indecipherable mumbling your here when you call a 1-800 number for technical support.

The pseudo-English spoken by employees of most call centers that have been off-shored to India (as in Bangalore)

I asked three times and I still can't if the customer service rep said the letter B, D, or P. I don't speak Bangalish.

by Bruce the Moose December 7, 2012