facebook hemorrhoid

The red swelling you get on your ass from sitting on the chair too long waiting for someone to comment on your Facebook wall.

Man I was waiting for her to reply my comment for 2 hours and now I have a facebook hemorrhoid.

by seans November 07, 2007

fake modesty

when people try to be modest and say they're not gonna do something well. and then they kick ass at it and won't accept compliments and continue to bash themselves.

Asian Guy: I can't really play this piece very well...
proceeds to play piece really well
Other Guy: Dude that was great!
Asian Guy: No it wasn't.
Other Guy: Your fake modesty annoys me. Shut up and take the compliment like a man.

by seans November 22, 2007

mudsauce

viscous, mud-like poo

That burrito I had earlier made me make a gratuitous amount of mudsauce in my toilet.

by seans December 07, 2009

chuckleworthy

something that is deserving of a chuckle; laughable

Oh my, that joke he told was chuckleworthy.

by seans January 16, 2009

red sox

the baseball team with the LEAST diverse and most ignorant fans. red sox fans like to show displeasure towards the yankees and their fans by constantly saying that the yankees suck, despite the fact that yankees have 39 AL pennants and 26 championships compared to boston's only 11 pennants and 6 championships.

red sox fan: hahaha you like the yankees! they suck!
yankees fan: well, let's see. the yankees have won 26 world championships. red sox has, what was it, 6? so, shut the fuck up.
red sox fan: uhh YANKEES SUCK!

by seans March 03, 2007

beanglish

A portmanteau of "Beaner" and "English." This is the hard to distinguish English spoken by many Hispanic immigrants who can speak some English, but with a heavy accent.

I couldn't understand the Beanglish coming out of the janitor's mouth.

by seans April 20, 2007

gooky

a word describing anything very korean in nature.

kRn_bOi: dUdE i jUsS hAd Da bEsT kImChI eVa!!1
Regular kid: you are so fucking gooky.

by seans November 13, 2009