Banecdote

An anecdote that is filled with a large amount of banter.

"Hey bro, how was Amsterdam?"
"So many banecdotes dude. Well first there was three of us: me, a stoner and a hooker..."

by stupidmachine September 30, 2011

Bantidote

A strange boy who makes weird YouTube videos, gets destroyed at CS:GO, and abuses retarded gamers online, in some sort of bid to feel like he is worth more than them. The kind of person who plays video games and claims welfare, while living at his mums house with no notable achievements.

Only interests include smoking weed, wanking off with a vr headset, and not paying any attention to personal hygiene.

“Son don’t be like that loser bantidote”
“Don’t worry mom I brush my teeth”

I got laid last night, I’m no bantidote.

by Lewis157 August 21, 2020

Danecdote

The name of a series created by YouTuber, Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire) where he retells stories from his life, essentially "Dan's Anecdotes

Dan: "Hello Internet! Time for another Danecdote!"

by Crazy_Pikachu22 July 17, 2014

Anecdote Andy

Someone who constantly commits post hoc fallacies during a contentious debate that usually calls for statistical evidence, specifically within the realms of social sciences.

Chud: I know from personal experience how inherently violent African Americans are. As a child, I was only bullied by black kids in a predominantly white school!
Chad: Nice argument, Anecdote Andy.

by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020

Benecdote

A benecdote refers to an action or saying that is so idiotic that it needs acknowledging so that others can laugh at the foolishness.

'Hey, is there a dick gene?'
'Oh dear, mate that's a benecdote!'

by NutttyCheese November 13, 2011

Anecdote

a short account of a particular incident or event of an interesting or amusing nature.

To hear an anecdote in your dream, signifies that you will be surrounded by joyous and pleasure-seeking people.

He told us an anecdote of politicians he had once knew.

by btr'spnk January 12, 2008

Anecdotes

a short version of an interesting or humorous incident or a short often amusing story, especially about something someone has done.

she told one or two amusing anecdotes about her years as a BJ queen.

by harley April 3, 2005