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Bantidote 

A strange boy who makes weird YouTube videos, gets destroyed at CS:GO, and abuses retarded gamers online, in some sort of bid to feel like he is worth more than them. The kind of person who plays video games and claims welfare, while living at his mums house with no notable achievements.

Only interests include smoking weed, wanking off with a vr headset, and not paying any attention to personal hygiene.
“Son don’t be like that loser bantidote”
“Don’t worry mom I brush my teeth”

I got laid last night, I’m no bantidote.
Bantidote by Lewis157 August 21, 2020

Danecdote 

The name of a series created by YouTuber, Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire) where he retells stories from his life, essentially "Dan's Anecdotes
Dan: "Hello Internet! Time for another Danecdote!"
Danecdote by Crazy_Pikachu22 July 17, 2014

Anecdote Andy 

Someone who constantly commits post hoc fallacies during a contentious debate that usually calls for statistical evidence, specifically within the realms of social sciences.
Chud: I know from personal experience how inherently violent African Americans are. As a child, I was only bullied by black kids in a predominantly white school!
Chad: Nice argument, Anecdote Andy.
Anecdote Andy by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020

Benecdote 

A benecdote refers to an action or saying that is so idiotic that it needs acknowledging so that others can laugh at the foolishness.
'Hey, is there a dick gene?'
'Oh dear, mate that's a benecdote!'
Benecdote by NutttyCheese November 13, 2011

Anecdote 

a short account of a particular incident or event of an interesting or amusing nature.

To hear an anecdote in your dream, signifies that you will be surrounded by joyous and pleasure-seeking people.
He told us an anecdote of politicians he had once knew.
Anecdote by btr'spnk January 12, 2008

Anecdotes 

a short version of an interesting or humorous incident or a short often amusing story, especially about something someone has done.
she told one or two amusing anecdotes about her years as a BJ queen.
Anecdotes by harley April 3, 2005
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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