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Fanecdote 

A short, humorous story directly relating to the female genitalia. Formed by a portmanteau of the words anecdote and fanny.
If I had ten pence for every time she's told the fanecdote about her clit ring and the industrial magnet I'd have £2.40.
Fanecdote by Zipp Von Faffenritter December 20, 2012
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Danecdote 

The name of a series created by YouTuber, Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire) where he retells stories from his life, essentially "Dan's Anecdotes
Dan: "Hello Internet! Time for another Danecdote!"
Danecdote by Crazy_Pikachu22 July 17, 2014

Anecdote Andy 

Someone who constantly commits post hoc fallacies during a contentious debate that usually calls for statistical evidence, specifically within the realms of social sciences.
Chud: I know from personal experience how inherently violent African Americans are. As a child, I was only bullied by black kids in a predominantly white school!
Chad: Nice argument, Anecdote Andy.
Anecdote Andy by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020

Anecdote 

a short account of a particular incident or event of an interesting or amusing nature.

To hear an anecdote in your dream, signifies that you will be surrounded by joyous and pleasure-seeking people.
He told us an anecdote of politicians he had once knew.
Anecdote by btr'spnk January 12, 2008

Anecdotes 

a short version of an interesting or humorous incident or a short often amusing story, especially about something someone has done.
she told one or two amusing anecdotes about her years as a BJ queen.
Anecdotes by harley April 3, 2005

Anecdote 

An unnecessary story about something that probably never happened.
‘Funny you mention bears, I live got an anecdote about that. I once fought on Le and won by wrestling it’
Anecdote by RemixAuthoritied September 26, 2018

Banecdote 

An anecdote that is filled with a large amount of banter.
"Hey bro, how was Amsterdam?"
"So many banecdotes dude. Well first there was three of us: me, a stoner and a hooker..."
Banecdote by stupidmachine September 30, 2011
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