Canecdote 

When you're Canadian trying to tell an anecdote that will make you seem cool, but you're too cucked to deliver.

-Dude!! Let me tell you an awesome story, last night I was at the cinema and this giant titties girl walks past...
-LOL and what, did you fuck her?
-Erm, um, not really, I got nervous when she walked past me....
-Pfff, nice Canecdote!

Canecdote by magic_mac July 16, 2018

Danecdote 

The name of a series created by YouTuber, Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire) where he retells stories from his life, essentially "Dan's Anecdotes

Dan: "Hello Internet! Time for another Danecdote!"

Danecdote by Crazy_Pikachu22 July 17, 2014

Anecdote Andy 

Someone who constantly commits post hoc fallacies during a contentious debate that usually calls for statistical evidence, specifically within the realms of social sciences.

Chud: I know from personal experience how inherently violent African Americans are. As a child, I was only bullied by black kids in a predominantly white school!
Chad: Nice argument, Anecdote Andy.

Anecdote Andy by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020

Anecdote 

a short account of a particular incident or event of an interesting or amusing nature.

To hear an anecdote in your dream, signifies that you will be surrounded by joyous and pleasure-seeking people.

He told us an anecdote of politicians he had once knew.

Anecdote by btr'spnk January 12, 2008

Anecdotes 

a short version of an interesting or humorous incident or a short often amusing story, especially about something someone has done.

she told one or two amusing anecdotes about her years as a BJ queen.

Anecdotes by harley April 3, 2005

Canecutter's Hernia 

The hilarious process of removing one testicle and placing it outside the top waistband of your pants or shorts so it looks like a hernia.

Jimmy: Ever seen a canecutter's hernia? (Places one nut outside his pants).

Andrea, Justin, & Dan: (Dead from laughter)

Canecutter's Hernia by Justin Sanderson December 25, 2008

canecutter

a large rabbit which normally lives in swamp land, aprox 1 foot tall

We were four wheelin and ran over a canecutter

canecutter by Mbranum17 December 29, 2007