Blanecdote

Combination of Bland and Anecdote: a long, drawn out story about nothing in particular.

"...then I ate a peanut butter sandwich for lunch, then I took a nap, then I went to the supermarket. I bought some apples and milk and bread..."

You later tell your friends, "Man, what a blanecdote she told me."

by Justin Haas February 4, 2006

Benecdote

A benecdote refers to an action or saying that is so idiotic that it needs acknowledging so that others can laugh at the foolishness.

'Hey, is there a dick gene?'
'Oh dear, mate that's a benecdote!'

by NutttyCheese November 13, 2011

Banecdote

An anecdote that is filled with a large amount of banter.

"Hey bro, how was Amsterdam?"
"So many banecdotes dude. Well first there was three of us: me, a stoner and a hooker..."

by stupidmachine September 30, 2011