Bandaze

The after effect of staring too long at a game such as Rock Band where, when looking off screen, things just keep on sliding towards you.

Holy cow...my drums are moving...oh yeah, its bandaze.

by Nicolest February 11, 2010

Whore bandage

someone nasty like god knows what cold be on a whore's bandage.

you fucking whore bandage!

by Jesucka August 5, 2009

Booze bandage

1) The consumption of more alcohol to help alleviate the pain caused by a bad hangover
2) May be used when suffering from Booze Flu.

I need a booze bandage if I am going to go out again tonight

by Luckys3000 October 28, 2008

Bandage

Noun: The marijuana that has been placed on top of a partially smoked bowl.

Verb: To place new marijuana on top of a bowl that has not been smoked completely.

"This bowl is almost done, you wanna bandage that

by Chris & Kevin June 30, 2012

Bandage Soaker

Someone who keeps a secret from a friend until the last minute.

It is compared to someone who soaks a bandage in hot water and slowly takes it off avoiding pain

Bestie 1: Heyy soo...are you going to that party tonight?

Bestie 2: Hell yeah!

Bestie 1: (Thinking: OMG her boyfriend is bringing some slut to that party D:) Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat, see you there!

*At Party*

Bestie 1: (Blurts out) YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU!!!

Bestie 2: WTF you bandage soaker, why do you tell me that now?!?! Now I feel awkward D:

by Andriko1 May 21, 2011

BanaZerped

When you break something but fix it just enough, that the next person to use it thinks they broke it.

Often the tactic of offspring produced by a Banana and an Autistic.

Can be used as a setup for a prank, out of plain stupidity, or while trying to cover your own ass.

I BanaZerped the toilet so the next dude will think he clogged it.

The front of the printer fell off! I've been BanaZerped again.....

by TalonZahn June 24, 2019

bandazzlement

to be dazzled by a music band.

That band gave all of us some bandazzlement

by Ack! I'm chocking April 5, 2021