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Whore bandage
Whore bandage by Jesucka August 5, 2009
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Booze bandage
1) The consumption of more alcohol to help alleviate the pain caused by a bad hangover
2) May be used when suffering from Booze Flu.
2) May be used when suffering from Booze Flu.
Booze bandage by Luckys3000 October 28, 2008
Bandage
Noun: The marijuana that has been placed on top of a partially smoked bowl.
Verb: To place new marijuana on top of a bowl that has not been smoked completely.
Verb: To place new marijuana on top of a bowl that has not been smoked completely.
Bandage by Chris & Kevin June 30, 2012
Bandage Soaker
Someone who keeps a secret from a friend until the last minute.
It is compared to someone who soaks a bandage in hot water and slowly takes it off avoiding pain
It is compared to someone who soaks a bandage in hot water and slowly takes it off avoiding pain
Bestie 1: Heyy soo...are you going to that party tonight?
Bestie 2: Hell yeah!
Bestie 1: (Thinking: OMG her boyfriend is bringing some slut to that party D:) Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat, see you there!
*At Party*
Bestie 1: (Blurts out) YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU!!!
Bestie 2: WTF you bandage soaker, why do you tell me that now?!?! Now I feel awkward D:
Bestie 2: Hell yeah!
Bestie 1: (Thinking: OMG her boyfriend is bringing some slut to that party D:) Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat, see you there!
*At Party*
Bestie 1: (Blurts out) YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU!!!
Bestie 2: WTF you bandage soaker, why do you tell me that now?!?! Now I feel awkward D:
Bandage Soaker by Andriko1 May 21, 2011
Whiskey Bandage
Whiskey Bandage by Gonzo Writer June 2, 2013
Blunt Bandage
When one fails to remove a stem from one's marijuana crop before inserting in to a blunt, it can often cause a hole in the blunt. In order to reduce the loss of perfectly good marijuana smoke, one may use a blunt bandage, which is a little piece of a blunt laid over the hole in the aforementioned blunt. This acts as a patch for the blunt, and thus, as a barrier for the intoxicating fumes that may send you off to fun land for a time.
Blunt Bandage by Kripeezy August 31, 2013
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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