Bandage

Noun: The marijuana that has been placed on top of a partially smoked bowl.

Verb: To place new marijuana on top of a bowl that has not been smoked completely.

"This bowl is almost done, you wanna bandage that

by Chris & Kevin June 30, 2012

Bandage

Bandage is a suicidal person that wouldn't fucking die

That bandaged suicidal mackerel have tried do suicide for 973736377828473 times but failed

by Kannonzakass October 16, 2019

Bandage Soaker

Someone who keeps a secret from a friend until the last minute.

It is compared to someone who soaks a bandage in hot water and slowly takes it off avoiding pain

Bestie 1: Heyy soo...are you going to that party tonight?

Bestie 2: Hell yeah!

Bestie 1: (Thinking: OMG her boyfriend is bringing some slut to that party D:) Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat, see you there!

*At Party*

Bestie 1: (Blurts out) YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU!!!

Bestie 2: WTF you bandage soaker, why do you tell me that now?!?! Now I feel awkward D:

by Andriko1 May 21, 2011

Bandage Baby

A baby that is conceived to restore a failing marriage.

“Do you really think slapping a bandage baby on your marriage will fix it?”

by Cannabisius March 3, 2021

bandage and manage

when referring to s/h inflicting wounds on yourself and covering them up

bandage and manage lol

by stumvi March 7, 2021

Bandage(s)

A kind of wrapping that can be used to cover a wound. There is an upgraded version of this that is known as a Dazai Osamu. This latter type of bandage comes with a body that has brown hair and is 181 cm in height. Nobody knows what happens if you try to unravel a Dazai type of bandage.

Person A: I think I need some bandage(s).
Person B: I don't have a normal bandage, but I do have this Dazai.
Person A: Sure, that works.

by bumblehouse November 27, 2023

Whore bandage

someone nasty like god knows what cold be on a whore's bandage.

you fucking whore bandage!

by Jesucka August 5, 2009