bandazzlement 

to be dazzled by a music band.

That band gave all of us some bandazzlement

bandazzlement by Ack! I'm chocking April 5, 2021

loaf bedazzlement 

When one defecates into a glass display case containing precious metals or gemstones. When the Loaf rolls down into the case and comes to rest, jewelry sticks to, resulting in Loaf Bedazzlement.

"Wow, Keith took a dump in that case of diamonds. I didn't know he was into Loaf Bedazzlement!"

loaf bedazzlement by Misterpowercups March 17, 2010