When one defecates into a glass display case containing precious metals or gemstones. When the Loaf rolls down into the case and comes to rest, jewelry sticks to, resulting in Loaf Bedazzlement.
"Wow, Keith took a dump in that case of diamonds. I didn't know he was into Loaf Bedazzlement!"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)