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to be dazzled by a music band.
That band gave all of us some bandazzlement
by Ack! I'm chocking April 05, 2021

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Being fabooshed means to be amazed at one's fabulousness
Davey: I am utterly fabooshed looking at you
Labandrina III: Thanks
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A phenomenon, although slim, slightly increases the risk of dying on a birthday than any other day of the year.
Dude I hope calendar simpiosis doesn't effect me on my birthday.
by Ack! I'm chocking April 11, 2021

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top shelf bread, often depicted as having godlike powers.
bow before the higher bread
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Tableism is a term used to express ones beliefs in Tables, although some people say that coffee tables should not be put in the category of Tableism it is still worshipped in the house of tables.
Jerry: Hey Bob why do you worship Tableism?
Bob: Because I love tables and accept them as godlike objects
Jerry: Huh...
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The Sewer Incident

Local man goes missing in sewer.
Video camera found covered in oil.
Police have not released footage.
What happened 5/21/2002
. . .
by Ack! I'm chocking May 21, 2021

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To be created by humans and not by acts if nature or animals.
This antique is made of fine man made craftsmanship
by Ack! I'm chocking April 06, 2021

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