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banana-hammock 

a guy's support system of friends; his right hand fellows, and the ones to always lift him up when he is down.
thanks for helping me throught this breakup, man your a real banana-hammock.
banana-hammock by periwinkle1996 September 25, 2010

Banana Hammock 

A thong for your schlong
What is a Sasquatch doing wearing a banana hammock at a little girl's birthday party?
Banana Hammock by Lugiratina July 28, 2014

banana hammock 

A men's style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. Favored by greasy Europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during competition and posedown sessions.
When I was swimming at the Y the other day, this hairy Italian hedgehog was hanging out at the pool all day showing off his silky red banana hammock.
banana hammock by D-MAC January 6, 2004

banana hammock 

1. Male speedo swimsuit. See bender. Banana hammock came about by the comparison and the long sexual induendo of the banana to the penis and because the speedo cradles the penis like a hammock would a banana. Hence ... Banana hammock.
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Joe: This banana hammock's crushing my hardyboys. It's no mystery.
banana hammock by bobby May 25, 2004

Banana Hammock 

I bought my man a banana hammock yesterday for our trip to the Bahamas.
Banana Hammock by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016

Banana Hammock 

A speedo, undergarments that hold your meat pole in a sling
"Dude, did you see that fat old bastard at the pool wearing a banana hammock?
Banana Hammock by Pinp nasty October 12, 2008
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