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I bought my man a banana hammock yesterday for our trip to the Bahamas.
by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016
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The German legend of the Cyaegha is a monster with many tentacles who lives beneath the German mountain Dunkelhugel. The Cyaegha is the Great Old One.
My grandmother used to tell me the legend of the Cyaegha because it is a story her mother told her when she lived in Germany.
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Nikki's real name is Nicole but probably won't go by Nicole until she's in her late 20's and has a generic office job. Nikki has a lot of friends, but very few close friends. Nikki loves being a teenager, and loves doing teenager things like sneaking into football games, doing extra-curricular activities like choir, and drinking wine coolers at parties. She has really laid-back parents that basically let her do whatever she wants because they trust her. Nikki has a habit of thinking she's fat, but is really 120 pounds soaking wet and doesn't need to lose any weight.
Nikki is having a party at her mom's house this weekend, are you coming?
Did you hear that Nikki's mom let her pierce her belly button?
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Another name for a toilet. Other names include the porcelain throne, the potty, the chambers, and of course, the toilet.
"Whelp, I drank a liter of Mountain Dew today I better go use the john!"
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Leader of the Banana Nation, YouTuber, father, husband, songwriter, and author. Onision has multiple YouTube channels including UhOhBro, Onision, OnisionArchive, and OnisionSpeaks. Some of his songs include Banana Song (I'm A Banana), I Love Potatoes, I'm So Emo, Emo Doesn't = Gay, and How Music Looks.
I love Onision because he is a feminist.
by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016
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1. A person who is quick to anger, is very judgmental, and an overall asshole.

2. A synonym for vagina, often used in dirty talk.
Our Phys. Ed teacher is such a cunt, I got a bloody nose and she made me run the mile with a tampon in my nostril.

Do you want me to lick your cunt, you dirty girl?
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Where people nowadays waste their lives.
by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016
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