Cyaegha

The German legend of the Cyaegha is a monster with many tentacles who lives beneath the German mountain Dunkelhugel. The Cyaegha is the Great Old One.
My grandmother used to tell me the legend of the Cyaegha because it is a story her mother told her when she lived in Germany.
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Banana Hammock

I bought my man a banana hammock yesterday for our trip to the Bahamas.
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The John

Another name for a toilet. Other names include the porcelain throne, the potty, the chambers, and of course, the toilet.
"Whelp, I drank a liter of Mountain Dew today I better go use the john!"
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Onision

Leader of the Banana Nation, YouTuber, father, husband, songwriter, and author. Onision has multiple YouTube channels including UhOhBro, Onision, OnisionArchive, and OnisionSpeaks. Some of his songs include Banana Song (I'm A Banana), I Love Potatoes, I'm So Emo, Emo Doesn't = Gay, and How Music Looks.
I love Onision because he is a feminist.
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Cunt

1. A person who is quick to anger, is very judgmental, and an overall asshole.

2. A synonym for vagina, often used in dirty talk.
Our Phys. Ed teacher is such a cunt, I got a bloody nose and she made me run the mile with a tampon in my nostril.

Do you want me to lick your cunt, you dirty girl?
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Facebook

Where people nowadays waste their lives.
OMG I'M BREAKING UP WITH KYLE BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LIKE MY FUCKING PROFILE PICTURE ON FACEBOOK!!!
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The Goth Girl

The girl in your high school that wears black dresses and dark violet lipstick and listened to heavy metal. Everyone made fun of her for being pale but secretly turned every straight-guy on. She only got hotter when she went to college, and no one makes fun of her anymore.
Guy 1: The Goth Girl in my chemistry class is actually really hot.
Guy 2: Don't tell your girlfriend that, or she'll go out and buy some black lipstick.
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