Banacon

A short version of saying "canadian bacon"

man I love's me some banacon.

by anonymouse February 1, 2005

Banacos

A child or baby. Used because of the saying "stuck his banana in her pink taco" banana meaning penis and taco meaning vagina. and mixing the two terms makes banacos.

Man they should've used a condom. Maybe they wouldn't have all these banacos running around.

by CarolxBabyGirl April 26, 2008

Bananong

a term for the non-fuctioning and impractical 'bong' fashioned from the popular yellow fruit - the BANANA.

"I don't think this bananong is gonna work!"

by Schmoooookkedeerrrrrbb-cru January 27, 2009

Bancon sarnie

When a pig gets impaled on a spike while you’re trying to commit corporate espionage.

Mans a bancon sarnie now innit

by azzbarG June 16, 2021

Bahnaconda

Penile elephantiasis specifically found in men with the last name “Bah”

*slap*

“Woah, why did you slap me Bah?”
“Sorry, I just turned around fast and slapped you with my bahnaconda.”

by pussylover August 21, 2021

Banafone

A banana phone- a banana that is being used as a telephone

There’s a call for you on the Banafone

by Ardyn November 20, 2021

banalong

banalong is a long banana

wow! that's a banalong

by banalong February 20, 2022