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balumpabump 

A person (usually a girl) who is so obese that one may wonder how a person could let themselves get that big. These people tend to have a spherical/ elliptical shaping because of the incredible amount of fat tissue that eliminates the natural curves of a human being.
**Balumpabump walks in**
Person 1: Oh my lord. Look at her
Person 2: Wow what a balumpabump
Person 1: How could a person let themselves turn into that
balumpabump by jetsman2528 August 7, 2010

Balumpus 

The god of farming; also, the god young men pray to when trying to get laid.
Dude, I prayed to Balumpus last night, and that slut Carrie gave me a blowjob!
Balumpus by Froat August 12, 2007

Blumpa-loompah 

A blumpkin performed by a midget.
Man, I thought a blumpkin was great. Then I found a golden ticket and Mr. Wonka let me have a blumpa-loompah sample.
Blumpa-loompah by PurpleYoda July 2, 2012

Blumpatola 

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a dump and wearing a towel around your head.
Scott enjoyed coming home from work, pulling a towel out of the hamper, and receiving a blumpatola from his partner.
Blumpatola by Blumpster September 3, 2009

blumpamotive

To recieve a blumpie while traveling in a R.V.
Dude i got the best blumpamotive the other day when me and your mom went on a romantic drive.
blumpamotive by Rocco Cocko III April 17, 2011

blumpathon

Having a race with a group of friends to see who can get a blumpie the fastest.
1. Dude I would of never won the blumpathon if your mom was'nt such a team player.
blumpathon by Rocco Cocko III April 17, 2011