blumpathon

Having a race with a group of friends to see who can get a blumpie the fastest.

1. Dude I would of never won the blumpathon if your mom was'nt such a team player.

blumpathon by Rocco Cocko III April 17, 2011

Blumpatola 

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a dump and wearing a towel around your head.

Scott enjoyed coming home from work, pulling a towel out of the hamper, and receiving a blumpatola from his partner.

Blumpatola by Blumpster September 3, 2009

Blumpstronaut 

Shitting in a womens vagina while another chick gives you head, thus combining the two sexual acts of recieving a blumpy and space docking.

I got a blumpstronaut at the nursing home the other day.

Blumpstronaut by eagus June 23, 2009

Bluntathon 

An event where marijuana rolled blunts are being smoked to an excessive amount.

Just got back from the Kid Cudi concert, it was a fucking bluntathon.

Bluntathon by theboss31893 May 17, 2011

blumptonia 

to be in a land where blumpkins are given on a daily basis.

i went to blumptonia and it was quiet splendiful.

blumptonia by magical master of blumptonia August 7, 2012

Blumparooni

The act of licking someones butt cheeks while they are defecating. Close cousin of the Blumpkin.

I don't know if I can be with John anymore. Last night he asked me to give him a Blumparooni.

Blumparooni by UrDiction September 3, 2018

Blubiathon

A very large, fat male cat.

I love my cat, he is a blubiathon.

Blubiathon by Deo33 April 6, 2021