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Having a race with a group of friends to see who can get a blumpie the fastest.

1. Dude I would of never won the blumpathon if your mom was'nt such a team player.

blumpathon by Rocco Cocko III April 17, 2011

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Blumpatola

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a dump and wearing a towel around your head.

Scott enjoyed coming home from work, pulling a towel out of the hamper, and receiving a blumpatola from his partner.

Blumpatola by Blumpster September 3, 2009

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Blumpstronaut

Shitting in a womens vagina while another chick gives you head, thus combining the two sexual acts of recieving a blumpy and space docking.

I got a blumpstronaut at the nursing home the other day.

Blumpstronaut by eagus June 23, 2009

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Bluntathon

An event where marijuana rolled blunts are being smoked to an excessive amount.

Just got back from the Kid Cudi concert, it was a fucking bluntathon.

Bluntathon by theboss31893 May 17, 2011

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blumptonia

to be in a land where blumpkins are given on a daily basis.

i went to blumptonia and it was quiet splendiful.

blumptonia by magical master of blumptonia August 7, 2012

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Blumparooni

The act of licking someones butt cheeks while they are defecating. Close cousin of the Blumpkin.

I don't know if I can be with John anymore. Last night he asked me to give him a Blumparooni.

Blumparooni by UrDiction September 3, 2018

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Blubiathon

A very large, fat male cat.

I love my cat, he is a blubiathon.

Blubiathon by Deo33 April 6, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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