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not to be confused with botulism

any stringing together of random words and/or syllables to form a complete sounding interjection

examples: SMACK-NO-BYE!
NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!
LEAVE-NOW-NO-BYE!

Joe Balu, founder of the Baluism, was a crazy negro who sputtered out sentence fragments on a daily basis.

baluism by Noble Knicht April 7, 2003

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Baldism

A system, not religion, that believes balds are all powerful human beings. The only way to become bald is to commend yourself to the balds. They are a very friendly group of people yet have one enemy, The Beards.

Bald Enthusiast: Hail Baldism!
Bald Enforcer: Glory to Baldism!

Baldism by GoodDefinitions April 7, 2017

Related Words

baluism • Baldism • ballism • Baduism • Bakuism • baloism • Baltism • goof ballism • Cannonballism • balqis mysara

Baltism

When a male's penis does not relate to the male's sexuality

So I was watching lesbian porn and my dick was just sitting there flaccid which doesn't make sense considering I'm straight but as soon as I pull open gay porn my dick became erect, do you think I have baltism?

Baltism by ForeignExchange September 21, 2018

Bakuism

Its a new religion of the god bakugou Katsuki. I bealive in he and his explosions.

Join or bakugod gonna say SHINEE

I be part of the bakuism

Bakuism by Kirari-chan November 4, 2020

baloism

The comical misuse of words or phases that can change the local meaning of the word or phase.

How did herbivore become a baloism for homosexual?

(Conversation that takes place after a person just ordered a salad at a restaurant). What are you a herbivore now? No way, I still like girls.

(Example of future conversion) I heard Steve and Rod moved in together. Yeah, they are herbivores.

baloism by Wrong Number77 February 3, 2010

goof ballism

christinas disease that i can use for many different things.

well you see here its a simple yet complex case of goof ballism

goof ballism by chyeahd January 17, 2008

ballism

When you decide to play pickleball instead of kickball because playing kickball is inhumane and just plain rude to the kickball while a plastic ball is just made of plastic. Ball racism. Also known as a ballist.

"Wow. You believe in ballism? I can't believe that you don't think that plastic balls have feelings too."

ballism by qyxy September 20, 2016

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026