Balltits
used towards someone who does not have their chill under control, or like basically telling someone to calm down; a combination of the phrases “i’m just busting your balls” and “calm your tits.” balltits.
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ballpits
Damn nigga my ballpits hella stank today😳😳😳
Just sprayed some axe on my ballpits im fresh asf rn 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Just sprayed some axe on my ballpits im fresh asf rn 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
ballpits by yun daga dic das my handle yuh July 30, 2019
Ball tits
Ball tits are what old people have whene there tits are so saggy that they look like balls, although it is more common on women it is also possible to have them as a man.
Ball tits by Hillery-Dick Wilford November 8, 2016
Deflated Soccer Ball Tits
A term used to describe titties that are usually bigger than a pomegranate but smaller than a watermelon. Keep in mind that in this case, the tits are NOT saggy. The term "deflated" just means they are squishier than usual.
Person A: Did you hear about Hendrik's new girlfriend? I heard she has deflated soccer ball tits.
Person B: What a lucky bastard! Those sort of tits are the best!
Person A: No way! The best tits are the inverted inflated infusiblenesses tits!
Person B: What a lucky bastard! Those sort of tits are the best!
Person A: No way! The best tits are the inverted inflated infusiblenesses tits!
Deflated Soccer Ball Tits by Skizzers sucks May 7, 2019
bulltits
Yo Tim, you jumped in the shower right when I had to use the bathroom before class. Thats a bunch of BULLTITS!!!
bulltits by bobby brosky December 6, 2009
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