Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Prices in USD. Free US shipping. International shipping and regional book fees are shown before payment.

bulltits 

When life hands you a load of bullshit, strap on a pair of bulltits
Yo Tim, you jumped in the shower right when I had to use the bathroom before class. Thats a bunch of BULLTITS!!!
bulltits by bobby brosky December 6, 2009
Related Words

Bulltits 

The state of being as useless as teats on a bull
Hey - Mark screwed up again...
Man - that guy is Bulltits !!!
Bulltits by SilentBob73 June 21, 2014
A: "I won that bet, you owe me $20.00"
B: "Man, thats some bull tits."
bull tits by Mrbiginpants January 18, 2009

Bulltittied 

Adjective; When a woman gets her nipples pierced, and her titties are uglier than the faces she makes while writhing in pain.
Sarah Joe: (while getting her condom breasts pierced) MMMMAAHOOWWWW!

Bubba Joe: Yer girlfriend has udders for ti'ets.

Ricky Joe: She got pierced tiddies man. She's bulltittied.

Bubba Joe: She is bulltittied.

Ricky Joe: Got damn, lets go get a beer.
Bulltittied by Joe Joe the Fredneck February 26, 2009
Best Call of Duty player in the world
Bulltis is the best Call of Duty player in the world.
bulltis by Bulltis December 12, 2016

Bulltish 

Another slang word for Bullshit, used back when you didnt wanna swear in front of your mum...
"thats bulltish man"
Bulltish by Charlieboy2009 October 28, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
Load more