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Balltism 

When you get hit hard enough on your balls for your sperm to have autism.
I just got balltism from that baseball.
Balltism by The_Real_Boyz October 23, 2016
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balltime 

The act of jacking off via FaceTime with the camera directed at one's balls instead of their face.
Bryan and Josh BallTimed after a night of drinking out on the town. It was amazing!
balltime by JN Franklin May 20, 2014
When a male's penis does not relate to the male's sexuality
So I was watching lesbian porn and my dick was just sitting there flaccid which doesn't make sense considering I'm straight but as soon as I pull open gay porn my dick became erect, do you think I have baltism?
Baltism by ForeignExchange September 21, 2018

goof ballism 

christinas disease that i can use for many different things.
well you see here its a simple yet complex case of goof ballism
goof ballism by chyeahd January 17, 2008
When you decide to play pickleball instead of kickball because playing kickball is inhumane and just plain rude to the kickball while a plastic ball is just made of plastic. Ball racism. Also known as a ballist.
"Wow. You believe in ballism? I can't believe that you don't think that plastic balls have feelings too."
ballism by qyxy September 20, 2016

Cannon ballism 

when another thing of the same species eats another thing of the same species. (ex: salmon eating catfish)
did you just see him commit cannon ballism
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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