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Ballssage' 

The act of gently massaging your man's balls until he falls asleep.
My man loves his nightly bedtime ballssage'. He wakes giddy and refreshed each day.
Ballssage' by GimmeKisse May 14, 2018

Mallssage 

Any form of massage offered at the mall.
After a long day of shopping, Matt & Amy decided they needed to relax and have a Mallssage.
Mallssage by MatyP September 6, 2010

ballspace 

The space needed for a mans balls so he can be comfortable while sitting.
"Dude move your ass over i need some fucking ballspace"

"Charlie fucking move i need ballspace"
ballspace by JonDam January 22, 2008
Means being "massaged" by loud bass music.

Often in the context of serious car audio installations that are capable of reproducing low frequency (often 15-40hz) loud enough to shake, vibrate the listener and car to the extent it gives the feeling of a massage.
In sentence:
"I was out late night driving, getting my bassage."
"Music was so loud it bassaged me."
"That's one helluva bassage!"
bassage by zrkie August 30, 2014
A multipurpouse exclamation expressing joy, surprise, or a humorous reaction to a person, place, or event.
John arrived home and discovered that his neighbor had baked him a delicious pie. "Ballsagna!" he exclaimed.
Ballsagna by grammar4646 August 20, 2010

blessage 

a word used when something is almost so good that you could call it a blessing, but not quite. can also be used as a greeting.
example one
(school kid) wow, i see mr kinsman gave you an a* on your media essay, thats quite a blesage man.

example two
(school kid one)blessage.

(school kid two) ditto that.
blessage by MohsinTheGreat May 12, 2009
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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