Mallssage 

Any form of massage offered at the mall.

After a long day of shopping, Matt & Amy decided they needed to relax and have a Mallssage.

Mallssage by MatyP September 6, 2010

Blow Massage 

Giving a blowjob and a massage at the same time. Blassage for short.

George: My legs are hurting
Molly: Aww no, would someone like a blow massage?
George: A BLASSAGE?! YES PLEASE

Blow Massage by Mr BigG April 7, 2015

Indian Scalp Massage 

When you spread peanut butter over your partner's hair and roll your dick around their hair until you cum all over the top of their head and let your semen drip down their face.

I was giving my girl the Indian scalp massage last night with "extra creamy peanut butter."

Indian Scalp Massage by Milan the dude April 22, 2015

Fart Massage 

When a powerful fart rumbles so hard, it gives the person beside it a warm, deep-tissue massage

Did you feel the fart massage I just gave you?

Fart Massage by LilSquirt69 September 15, 2018

Keif Massage 

A pleasurable tingling feeling in the back of the throat after pulling a straight keif bowl on a nice cool bong. This massaging feeling is usually desired after hooting a bowl that was particularly harsh on the throat.

Yo that last hit was pretty harsh, gimme a bowl full of keif for a nice keif massage to make it better

Keif Massage by ST Dancergirl December 15, 2014

mr. body massage machine 

A term only used when picking up dangerous broken electric wires from the road and throwing them away. It is mostly used by bald African American men driving green jeeps while wearing orange pantalons.

Mr. body massage machine GO

mr. body massage machine by GilvaSunner February 14, 2012

Jones BBQ Foot massage 

When a really fat black guy. Has a few pennies in his pocket and decided to hire a guy to make him a song for his restuarant

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Jones BBQ Foot massage by Mikaela is my girl fuck off June 13, 2016