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Ballssage 

Hey Babe! I got kicked in the nuts can I have a ballssage
Ballssage by Butterandflies June 16, 2014
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Mallssage 

Any form of massage offered at the mall.
After a long day of shopping, Matt & Amy decided they needed to relax and have a Mallssage.
Mallssage by MatyP September 6, 2010

ballspace 

The space needed for a mans balls so he can be comfortable while sitting.
"Dude move your ass over i need some fucking ballspace"

"Charlie fucking move i need ballspace"
ballspace by JonDam January 22, 2008
Means being "massaged" by loud bass music.

Often in the context of serious car audio installations that are capable of reproducing low frequency (often 15-40hz) loud enough to shake, vibrate the listener and car to the extent it gives the feeling of a massage.
In sentence:
"I was out late night driving, getting my bassage."
"Music was so loud it bassaged me."
"That's one helluva bassage!"
bassage by zrkie August 30, 2014

blessage 

a word used when something is almost so good that you could call it a blessing, but not quite. can also be used as a greeting.
example one
(school kid) wow, i see mr kinsman gave you an a* on your media essay, thats quite a blesage man.

example two
(school kid one)blessage.

(school kid two) ditto that.
blessage by MohsinTheGreat May 12, 2009
"Babe, come over and give me a bassage"

"Bassage and chill"
bassage by Naomieee August 17, 2017