Ballssage

Massage a guys sack in a circular motion

Hey Babe! I got kicked in the nuts can I have a ballssage

by Butterandflies June 16, 2014

Ballssage'

The act of gently massaging your man's balls until he falls asleep.

My man loves his nightly bedtime ballssage'. He wakes giddy and refreshed each day.

by GimmeKisse May 14, 2018

Mallssage

Any form of massage offered at the mall.

After a long day of shopping, Matt & Amy decided they needed to relax and have a Mallssage.

by MatyP September 6, 2010

ballspace

The space needed for a mans balls so he can be comfortable while sitting.

"Dude move your ass over i need some fucking ballspace"

"Charlie fucking move i need ballspace"

by JonDam January 22, 2008

bassage

Means being "massaged" by loud bass music.

Often in the context of serious car audio installations that are capable of reproducing low frequency (often 15-40hz) loud enough to shake, vibrate the listener and car to the extent it gives the feeling of a massage.

In sentence:
"I was out late night driving, getting my bassage."
"Music was so loud it bassaged me."
"That's one helluva bassage!"

by zrkie August 30, 2014

blessage

a word used when something is almost so good that you could call it a blessing, but not quite. can also be used as a greeting.

example one
(school kid) wow, i see mr kinsman gave you an a* on your media essay, thats quite a blesage man.

example two
(school kid one)blessage.

(school kid two) ditto that.

by MohsinTheGreat May 12, 2009

bassage

Bum massage

"Babe, come over and give me a bassage"

"Bassage and chill"

by Naomieee August 17, 2017