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A massage applied to the balls.

Properly applied using the mouth.

Only applied to the balls, there is no fallace involved.

Guy: Dude, this camel ride on Trogdor was so rough, I need a ballsage

Girl (on knees with mouth open and arms raised in a heavenly fashion): I am ready to give you a ballsage.

Ballsage by Charles Dickens iv August 6, 2010

Words you can keep

Ballsagna

A multipurpouse exclamation expressing joy, surprise, or a humorous reaction to a person, place, or event.

John arrived home and discovered that his neighbor had baked him a delicious pie. "Ballsagna!" he exclaimed.

Ballsagna by grammar4646 August 20, 2010

Related Words

Ballsage • ballsagna • Ballage • BallsAlert • Ballssage • ballbagery • ballsacea • Ballsagged • Ballsagne • Ballsagnia

ballsacea

Rosy red balls. Hot itching ballsack. Similar to rosacea of the face.

Man my balls are red and itchy! I think I have ballsacea.

ballsacea by Swerrv May 9, 2009

ballbagery

The opposite of tomfoolery, when someone takes the fun out of the situation by being a ball bag!

That guy fraser has an Honours Degree in Ballbagery, what a dick.

Ballbagery sure was rife at that party last night!

ballbagery by Christopher R Smith December 14, 2008

Ballsagna

From the Italian - meaning "balls on ya". Ballsagna means to have 1 or more pair of balls on ya at any given time. It's like a tea bagging but it can be on any part of your body. Sometimes at parties, people pass out and others take pictures with balls on the person who consumed too much alcohol.

(You) Hey Jim did you like the party last night?
(Jim) Yeah it was fun, from what I can remember
(You) Well, here's ya one, you remember having Ballsagna forehead?

Ballsagna by 20WeaponX October 30, 2013

hairy ballsagna

The act of dipping ones testicles into a woman's vagina while she is on her period, and then smearing the blood-covered testicles on her face.

My ex-girlfriend was a filthy whore. She let me give her a hairy ballsagna.

hairy ballsagna by Mark Snicher April 6, 2005

greasy ballsagna

A generous, and greasy offering of balls on your face. can be served with a hot steamy cheese topping, and is often ordered to go. Greasy ballsagna is a mexican favorite, but was inspired by italians. Dirty sanchez is often a nice side dish.

Guy: Hey susie, are you ready for some greasy balsagna, its a little hot so it might scald your face
Susie: thats okay, i love greasy ballsagna, please give me more, and top me off with a little sanchez

greasy ballsagna by diarrhea-dan August 12, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026