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a word used when something is almost so good that you could call it a blessing, but not quite. can also be used as a greeting.

example one
(school kid) wow, i see mr kinsman gave you an a* on your media essay, thats quite a blesage man.

example two
(school kid one)blessage.

(school kid two) ditto that.

blessage by MohsinTheGreat May 12, 2009

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Blessage

The essence created when you say "bless you"

When Parker sneezed and half of the class said "bless you", he was thankful for the blessage bestowed upon him

Blessage by Deadpoolinator16 May 13, 2017

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Blessages

An extended version of the word "bless"

Kenzie:Yaww How was da jam last nightt?

Emilia: Blessages !

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Blessages by HTDE July 26, 2009

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Blossage

The act of a massage combined with the all mighty blow job

After a long day of golfing in the heat and watching a tripple overtime NHL final game Shaun begged for a blossage.

Blossage by AutoEntropy June 12, 2013

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Blassage

Getting head from somoene while recieving a back massage from an asian chick simultaneously

that blassage really hit the spot

Blassage by xVEGASx August 20, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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