Ballage

A word to use when something sucks, hardcore...Or sucks balls...

Me:Can you come over tonight?
You:No, I have a lot to do before tomorrow...
Me:Ballage...

by TakeMeAway90 December 12, 2008

Ballage

Ballage (pernounced BALL-IJ) is the same as cleavage but of a mans testes. Usually pertaining to a man with tight clothing so the form of the testes are visible or when the "balls" are shown.

"I saw this hot guy on tv the other day with major ballage." or:
"I think the new fashion trend should be for guys to have holes in their pants to show off their ballage."

by Simone Sapphire Adell Anderson March 24, 2009

Ballage

The art of grasping one's balls and massaging them. It's a massage if the testicles.

How come you never give me a ballage while I'm just laying around?

by DrewBH March 31, 2017

Major Ballage

means "wow this sucks" a word used to state how dissappointing or frusterated you are.

mom: Jacqui its time to go clean your room now, you cant go out until you do it

Jacqui: MAJOR BALLAGE

by Stephanie March 25, 2005

ballage

a tube-shaped private part, genitals, penis, dick (ballage rhymes with tallage)

Wearing out will suck ballage for good in 3 quackles for anything except surveillance cameras. No matter what security cameras look like, they're barred.

by forehard bill July 22, 2018