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Balloonishness 

Foolishness; The nature of being a balloon
I had a total balloonishness moment and left my cashcard in Centra for a week and never noticed.
Balloonishness by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011

Balloonist dozen 

Jill fucked a balloonist dozen worth of men in one night. 18 cocks penetrated her holes.
Balloonist dozen by Jill Weiss October 23, 2012

balloonis 

A pretense in presenting something as adequate simply because it has implied qualities that are meant to compensate for its obvious inadequacy.
This nouvelle cuisine crap is balloonis, just give me a double burger and a big gulp.
balloonis by Joe Physics July 29, 2004

balloonis 

1. Full of empty or pretentious language; bombastic.
2. Unduly enlarged or aggrandized; inflated
The attempt to expound on his balloois ethos made his argument appear spurious.
balloonis by Joe Physics June 18, 2004

The Dirty Balloonist 

verb • When you fart into a woman's vagina.
She was trying to cuddle up behind me in bed this morning so I gave her the dirty balloonist.

Balloonish 

bal·loon-ish
/bəˈlo͞on-ish

adjective: balloonish
1.
very enthusiastic and eager about Balloon Town NFT
They were BALLOONISH about the mint date on Balloon Town! They had gotten FOMO!