Balloon iOS 

Used to be goated at 2 fingers android, boosted by a old E8 player and the funniest person in the Asian scene by always saying "ToXiC"

Panda: Hey, did you know Balloon iOS sucks dick?
Random:No, I didn't know that.

Balloon iOS by DrBal4 January 4, 2022

Balloonishness 

Foolishness; The nature of being a balloon

I had a total balloonishness moment and left my cashcard in Centra for a week and never noticed.

Balloonishness by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011

Balloonist dozen 

18

Jill fucked a balloonist dozen worth of men in one night. 18 cocks penetrated her holes.

Balloonist dozen by Jill Weiss October 23, 2012

balloonis 

A pretense in presenting something as adequate simply because it has implied qualities that are meant to compensate for its obvious inadequacy.

This nouvelle cuisine crap is balloonis, just give me a double burger and a big gulp.

balloonis by Joe Physics July 29, 2004

balloonis 

1. Full of empty or pretentious language; bombastic.
2. Unduly enlarged or aggrandized; inflated

The attempt to expound on his balloois ethos made his argument appear spurious.

balloonis by Joe Physics June 18, 2004

The Dirty Balloonist 

verb • When you fart into a woman's vagina.

She was trying to cuddle up behind me in bed this morning so I gave her the dirty balloonist.

The Dirty Balloonist by Red Rocket Express June 8, 2013

Balloonish 

bal·loon-ish
/bəˈlo͞on-ish

adjective: balloonish
1.
very enthusiastic and eager about Balloon Town NFT

They were BALLOONISH about the mint date on Balloon Town! They had gotten FOMO!

Balloonish by Balloon Town Bandit April 12, 2022