slap it up, rub it down

A type of masturbation involving a gentle slapping to stiffen the penis, followed by stroking up and down the shaft of the penis to the point of ejaculation.

When Willie is a little slow to wake up one thing you can do is slap it up, rub it down.

by Popo4242 August 04, 2017

fo' chislic

A riff on fo' shizzle. See Wikipedia chislic.

You hitting the beach tomorrow? Fo' chislic.

by Popo4242 December 21, 2017

Balldozing

An extended teabag, in which the testicles are dragged over a significant stretch of the body. A full balldozing is generally considered to cover the area between the knees and the shoulders.

Timmy, while engaged in 69, was interrupted by the doorbell. As he stumbled towards the door his balls dragged across Denise's body and balldozing was born.

by Popo4242 December 19, 2022

fartaneous

Describing an occurrence of two people farting simultaneously.

After their dinner of rice and beans, Pat and Jean passed gas fartaneously, much to their surprise and amusement.

by Popo4242 December 18, 2017

Dictorial

When a person is not in charge, but acts like they are.

Gary sure was acting dictorial today. Does he think he's running this place?

by Popo4242 December 22, 2018