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ballboying by Jasonfive7 September 17, 2017
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water ballooning
Jake: Hey David what are you doing tonight?
David: Nothing probably just going to sit in the shower and do some water ballooning
David: Nothing probably just going to sit in the shower and do some water ballooning
water ballooning by numbertwentyone January 19, 2012
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hot air ballooning
A euphemism for "getting high", aka smoking marijuana. As defined by the comedian Throwing Toasters, referring to The Pheromones singing a cover of the song "High" by Feeder. It was a very funny night!
Where did Michael go? Oh, he's out hot air ballooning with his friends... Don't wait up 'cause he won't be home today.
hot air ballooning by izzygalvez January 29, 2009
Hot Ballooning
The art of stuffing one's balls into someone else's ass, allowing the anus to grip firmly down on the nut sack. Similar to tea bagging, but instead of dipping one's nuts into the recipient's mouth, the more difficult task of cramming them up one's ass is excecuted. Appreciated for it's snugness as well as warmth - a rare act, and one to be cherished for it's degree of difficulty. Also known in some circles as "N in da A" (Nuts in the Ass).
"Damn Tron - you clowning dat bitch out! - stuffin' dem nutz in her ass - hot ballooning dat shit out!"
"Why you walking funny James?... James responds, "shit nug - I's gots my ass hot ballooned last night by Tyrone again - hurts like a mutha fucka!"
"Why you walking funny James?... James responds, "shit nug - I's gots my ass hot ballooned last night by Tyrone again - hurts like a mutha fucka!"
Hot Ballooning by Victa E August 21, 2006
The Ballooning Effect
Man, Karen tried to rip a silent fart but it didn't matter because we could all see the ballooning effect.
The Ballooning Effect by donkeykonga January 27, 2019
ballooning
When an uncircumsised man, whilst urinating, pinches his foreskin closed, thereby inflating his touque like a balloon (but with urine rather that air)
ballooning by Don't worry about it1 July 18, 2006
Balldozing
Balldozing is an exciting sexual maneuver in which a man (the balldozer) first enters the female in the missionary position.
After a series of thrusts in which the man's testicles smack off of the females anus, the man removes his penis from the woman's vagina and drags his balls up her stomach and chest to her chin where they rest while he finishes in her mouth.
Score extra points for a slimy streak.
After a series of thrusts in which the man's testicles smack off of the females anus, the man removes his penis from the woman's vagina and drags his balls up her stomach and chest to her chin where they rest while he finishes in her mouth.
Score extra points for a slimy streak.
"What's that streak on Vicky's chest and chin? Is that some sort of religious marking?"
-"No, Mike was totally balldozing her in the pool rec room!"
-"No, Mike was totally balldozing her in the pool rec room!"
Balldozing by Flanagan McQueen December 7, 2006
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