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Ballardian 

The Collins English Dictionary now carries a definition for ‘Ballardian’:

(adj) 1. of James Graham Ballard (born 1930), the British novelist, or his works (2) resembling or suggestive of the conditions described in Ballard’s novels and stories, esp dystopian modernity, bleak man-made landscapes and the psychological effects of technological, social or environmental developments.
Wow that novel by Ballard was very Ballardian (he said to the confused looking man who then had to look up what 'Ballardian' means on Urban Dictionary)
Ballardian by bjb3 September 22, 2018
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Bollarding

The act of crouching in the 'Daniel Falvey Bollard Pose' in various places across the world and marking this event with photographic evidence.
When we get to the Priz, we'll have to do some serious bollarding.
Bollarding by djfkilo July 26, 2011

Ballzarian 

A crazy gorilla that runs around naked in the wild. ballzarians are also bludgers.
Look at that little ballzarian running around, he has the hair of a gorilla
Ballzarian by Mawey July 30, 2019

ballbarian 

1.(Noun. Adj) male with large testicles.
One who punishes (males or females)
with his large testicles during the act of
sex.

2.The state certain old men attain when they reach old age. The condition makes the penis
and testicles 3 to 4 times their normal size due
to water retention and fat deposits. Males with
this condition can be seen at your local VFW post or at a local park.

Any male with larger than normal testicles.
1."The man in the porno had a sack the size
of a bull. His balls were huge. He was a true
ballbarian."

2. "Jesus Johnny look at that old ballbarian, his nads are the size of grapefruit, must be
painful"
ballbarian by Bahlmaster January 22, 2004

Ballarding 

being a dick that has no consideration for anyone :)
girl 1: your boyfriend was such a dick at last nights party

girl 2: I believe the word you're looking for is ballarding
Ballarding by @e.milyy.yy March 24, 2020

Bellardini 

1. Someone who has very "brash" body parts.
2. They usually live in the very ouskirts of a town.
3. Usually has an Italian background.
4. A family name for a group of people who eat ketchup packets.
5. A person who might steal your homework but end up being your best friend.
6. Most of them are bipolar.
"Look at that group of Bellardinis."
"Sausage-eating bastards. :O"
Bellardini by Arrinegroid. June 11, 2006

ballarina teabag 

the process of a gentleman placing his balls in a whorish womans mouth, while executing a few basic ballerina dance steps. For beginners, performing a "grand plie" over the whorish womans face and\or mouth and dunking the balls into her mouth and not excluding her face and nose. For advanced dancers executing a "saute" into a "grand plie" is recommended. Note: Hold Shaft of penis because if not, you will be executing something know as a ballarina war helmet.
I ballarina teabagged your whorish mother after your dad left.
ballarina teabag by bbll March 31, 2008