A unit of measure above a Metric Fuckton, used when talking about an amount of awesome gained by a righteous act or defeating a foe.
Dude, I ate a meal of Bastardian proportions earlier.
Guy 1: Imagine if I fought Bubba outside school later.
Guy 2: That would be a Bastardian fight, even if his arm is broken.
Guy 1: Imagine if I fought Bubba outside school later.
Guy 2: That would be a Bastardian fight, even if his arm is broken.
by Bubba Buckelew December 03, 2009
A person who has 0 texting skill, and so their texts look like they were bastardized, or really fucking high.
by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 03, 2024